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The War on Donuts

Did you see? There’s donuts.

There are two types of people in the word: people who get excited about donuts and people who question the lifestyle and choices of those who get excited about donuts. There is something about donuts and their presence- especially if they’re free, that makes perfectly normal adults go giddy. They get excited. They come up to you if you’re not eating a donut and ask- did you get a donut? They want to know if you’ve seen the donuts, that you know where they are, that you know they’re available. If you don’t take one, you best have a damn good reason.

Did you get a donut?

Another morning and another string of crazy, edge of the Apocalypse comments by Rick Santorum. Did you know that global warming isn’t science science, but political science? And did you know woman belong at home and come on, can you really trust the Department of Education to raise and educate our children? It’s up to the parents to teach their kids. I don’t know when America existed in the way Santorum felt like it used to and I don’t know when it went off the rails. His statements aren’t funny anymore. They’re scary. He’s giving sweater vests a bad reputation.

Did he get a donut?

Midnight in Paris probably won’t win an Oscar, but maybe it should. It’s a really fun movie with a timeless message, great cast and an effortlessness to it that’s a welcome sight. It’s the anti-Avatar. Tough to say who was my favorite- Hemingway or Dali. Or maybe just Marion Cotillard.

She doesn’t want a donut?

Why does our President need to be an amazing and unwavering Catholic? I’m sure there are plenty of Jewish or Muslim folks who are great leaders. I don’t get that. And there’s not a war on religion in our country, just like there isn’t really a war between cupcakes or storage units. Our current world doesn’t really know what war is and I think that as a result, they throw the term “war” around to freely. Wars kill people. Wars ruin lives. There is no war on religion in our country. If anything, there is an assault on rational thought.

Mary brought in donuts.

Much like the way the Red Sox ended their season last year brought back familiar feelings of disappointment, the Celtics are bringing back familiar feelings of hopelessness. Well, at least we got a title and numerous great KG post-game interviews.

Does KG want a donut? There are still some glazed ones.

Hmmm…glazed.

Anything is Possible...and other Casual Friday Thoughts...

When the job posting says “project manager,” they are often times speaking of computer-related projects.

The same can be said for “storage.”

Patriots 27, Ravens 24.

Giants 21, 49ers 10.

When I type Iphone and I Phone corrects it to say I Phone, I’m tempted to throw it out the window.

Chuck Todd is the only person I’ll listen to who has a goatee. But that doesn’t mean I support his decision to sport one.

Turkey meatballs. Swordfish meatballs. Delicious! Who knew?

If it were really a Casual Friday, the work day would end at noon.

It’s only matter of time before a slow computer results in a homicide.

A smart person living in a dangerous section of town would be wise to only read hardcover books.

I’m waiting for the Shit People Who Are Over the Shit (Insert Group Here) Says Video to come out.

If I were a basketball player, the last thing I’d want to hear is that I can’t jump anymore.

Why are so many banks hiring tellers?

Compliments don’t pay the bills. Sadly neither do paychecks from a non-profit.

Sometimes the Internet is amazing, like in the case of the Brad Pitt eating in movies mash-up.

All this time, when people were talking about SOPA, I thought they were talking about us- Special Olympics of Pennsylvania and I wondered- what did we do now?

In America, it’s cool to be fat as long as you have a good 40 yard dash time.

No really, turkey meatballs. Delicious.

I wish I could sound proof my office.

Asking Sarah Palin for an opinion on politics is like asking a monkey it’s opinion on barnyard affairs.

Wait a second…is Happy Endings good?

If I had a gun I’d take the Office out back and put it down.

It’s hard to beat the combination of Life cereal and Honey Nut Cheerios.

Someday we’ll laugh about the Newt Presidential run. But for now, we just cringe and wait for that day to come.

No, I don’t like Mac ‘n Cheese and I’m sorry, but I can’t really explain why.